Yellow Journalism: The Minority Reports


In 1956, with freakishly-ironic prescience, Philip K. Dick wrote:

As they walked along the busy, yellow-lit tiers of offices, Anderton said: “You’re acquainted with the theory of precrime, of course.  I presume we can take that for granted.”

“I have the information publicly available,” Witwer replied. “With the aid of your precog mutants, you’ve boldly and successfully abolished the postcrime punitive system of jails and fines.  As we all realize, punishment was never much of a deterrent, and could scarcely have afforded comfort to a victim already dead.” (Philip K. Dick, The Minority Report (1956).)

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If Worms Carried Shotguns


There is a saying in the legal community that “hard cases create bad law.”  When I was young, whenever I would explain my behavior as contingency planning based on the possibility that something might happen, my father had a saying of his own.  In response to my “if this happened” or “if that happened” reasoning, he would state the following maxim:

If worms carried shotguns, robins wouldn’t eat them.

Not infrequently, as a child engaged in excessive contingency planning, I found this response nothing short of irritating.  As a rational adult attorney, I have found myself quoting this maxim with some regularity.

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