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The Surefire Sales Pitch

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

Every day — and I mean every day! — I am contacted by Internet sales gurus.  I kid you not: they’re more prolific than cockroaches and harder to stop.  Whoever thinks cockroaches will be the only things left after some hypothetical atomic war destroys the earth — please send me your formula for avoiding Internet sales gurus.

On the other hand, sometimes their “sales acumen” can brighten a rainy, dreary, otherwise-uneventful day; other times, they just remind me why so many of us think of them as cockroaches.

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