Judge Not

When the United States of America was founded, one of the keystones of our nation was the establishment of an independent judiciary.

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Everyone’s A Lawyer

I suppose by now I should realize that one reason everyone hates lawyers is that they think them largely unnecessary. Like doctors and pilots. I mean, anyone can remove their own appendix or fly themselves across the country, right?  And lots of people — at least 50 to 60% of U.S. adults — can read.  So who needs lawyers when they can read the law for themselves?

Thankfully, Ray McEdward of Madera provides a shining example that being able to read does not a lawyer make.

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If Your Only Tool Is A Hammer

Horsemint

There’s an old saying:

It is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.

The quote is attributed to Abraham Maslow and I have neither a reason to doubt that, nor consider it important enough to look up.

I don’t know if it’s original with him, but, not to be outdone, San Francisco writer, speaker and broadcaster Merlin Mann, recently tweeted:

When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a reason to buy a way nicer hammer.

Both statements have applicability to the rather funny story — which also highlights a problem — that I write about today.

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I Haven’t Done Anything

This afternoon, just about the time I was thinking, “Whew!  I survived another day!” came the phone call.

Well, actually, in this case, I called the client.  That part doesn’t really matter.

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Arizona, Illegal Immigration & Manifest Destiny

I did not want to write this post. Mirriam finally made me do it. She didn’t twist my arm or anything, although I suspect if she were in California and she wanted to, I might let her.

No, she added her voice to that of several others who have written about Arizona’s new law written by idiots to stop the unstoppable: immigration.

Legal or not, immigration is unstoppable. It’s how almost all of us got here.

And, if you really think about it, almost none of us got here legally. At least, not if you’re white.

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Oh, To Be A Prosecutor!

For obvious reasons, I’m not going to get too detailed in this post.  This post is going to give one example from my own experience of why I think judges these days are not doing their jobs; they’ve abdicated the position of neutral arbiter of the law.

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Disposition

Yesterday  morning I had a juvenile hearing.  We call it a “Disposition.”  The term shares a relationship, via Latin, with “dispose,” as in “dispose of.”

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First, We Kill All the Dogs

Well, I think the line has finally been crossed.  Tonight I’m going to start looking into what it takes to purchase a gun or two.

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In The Blink Of An Eye

Defense attorneys — and on rare occasions even prosecutors or judges — frequently bemoan the fact that those meant to enforce our laws do not always play fair.  We complain about things like police states. We complain about things like the loss of civil liberties, including the right to a fair trial. We complain about the gradual erosion of the United States Constitution and the fact that the so-called “parchment barriers”1 therein contained against the abuses of the government which that document constituted are, these days, less strong even than that.

Most people, however, upon hearing this think, “Ahhh…those damn defense attorneys.  Always coddling criminals.” [Read more...]

Endnotes:
  1. James Madison, one of the Founders of the United States, once argued against a “Bill of Rights” because he felt it was a “parchment barrier” against abuses by a government.  Sometimes, I think that if he’d won out, we might be better off; Jefferson felt that “[t]he tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”  Jefferson said this blood was liberty’s “natural manure” and said, “God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion.” []