The Bestest Busiest Lawyer in the World

Yeah, if you came here for more about Orin Kerr’s non-response to my articles about his technology neutrality theory, I’m afraid it’s going to be a few days at least before I blog about the Fourth Amendment.  I’m trying to figure out if I can word it in such a way that he won’t say, “I’ve already answered that,” when he hasn’t, or “you’re talking about something different,” when I’m not.

So today I’ve been reading some new blogs I haven’t had as much time to check out.  The recent buzz is about Ineffective Assistance of Counsel (IAC) and some Public Defenders getting bent out of shape by being called out for providing it, or not providing it, or providing it.  Whatever.

[Read more...]

Cat Scratch Fever

Whilst I’m researching for my next article on why, even if we can’t revive the Fourth Amendment, we shouldn’t put the last few syllables of it through the shredder, I thought I’d write about something a little lighter.

Since I have a preliminary hearing tomorrow and need to finish prepping, I wanted to find something I could claw my way through in less than 15 minutes.

[Read more...]

What’s Wrong With Orin Kerr’s “Technology Neutrality”?

My last post laid the foundations for a discussion of Orin Kerr’s latest law review article, “Applying the Fourth Amendment to the Internet: A General Approach” (2010) 62 Stan.L.Rev. 1005.

Today’s post will focus on Kerr’s proposed application of the Fourth to the Internet.  In particular, I write about his “technology neutral” content/non-content doctrine, explaining, among other things, why that label is a misnomer.  (Or should I say why those labels are misnomers?) [Read more...]

Orin Kerr’s Fourth Amendment & The Internet: Foundations

Orin Kerr, of the Volokh Conspiracy — never trust anyone involved in a conspiracy — has just published an article for the Stanford Law Review about the Internet and the Fourth Amendment. The article has been discussed by Scott Greenfield, Jeff Gamso, and “Publius”; the last name is a pseudonym “for any contributor [to Affirmative Links] who wishes to use the name.” This time, Publius appears to be Jamie Spencer from Austin Criminal Defense Lawyer; he has written on this issue before.

I’m jumping into the fray because I’ve written a time or two about that quaint, ancient relic known as the Fourth Amendment myself.

Kerr’s article doesn’t really change the fact that nobody believes in the Fourth Amendment anymore. He as much as admits that when he says, “Technology neutrality assumes that the degree of privacy the Fourth Amendment extends to the Internet should try to match the degree of privacy protection that the Fourth Amendment provides in the physical world.”

My original intent when I sat down to write this article was to explain my disagreement with Kerr’s approach. As I began to write the set-up, I realized the set-up itself was taking on the dimensions of an article of its own. I don’t want to leave out the set-up, nor do I want to risk that people will avoid what I have to say because the article is too long.

Therefore I intend more than one article addressing Kerr’s proposal, with this one being concerned with foundational issues I think are important to any such discussion.

[Read more...]

The Surefire Sales Pitch

Every day — and I mean every day! — I am contacted by Internet sales gurus.  I kid you not: they’re more prolific than cockroaches and harder to stop.  Whoever thinks cockroaches will be the only things left after some hypothetical atomic war destroys the earth — please send me your formula for avoiding Internet sales gurus.

On the other hand, sometimes their “sales acumen” can brighten a rainy, dreary, otherwise-uneventful day; other times, they just remind me why so many of us think of them as cockroaches.

[Read more...]

An Arresting Affair

Yesterday, I was sitting in court waiting for a case to be called when I became aware that the accused minor in custody was in the process of making an admission to a crime.

What caught my attention is the nature of the crime.

[Read more...]

Rant: There Are Days

There are days when I feel like tossing in the towel.  The system we’ve built — the one I work in, the one we’ve arbitrarily decided to call the “justice” system — is so utterly destructive of our society that it almost feels criminal to do anything at all that allows it to continue to exist.  It does not feel fixable.  It feels very much like the only real option is to either move on in the realization that I will never recover from law school, that the money spent on that “education” is gone, and there is nothing I can do about it.

Will it matter when I’m gone that I fought a case to a pointless and unfair conviction?  I don’t know.

Certainly, I’m not the only attorney out there doing what I do.  At least, I don’t think I am.  But sometimes I wonder.

[Read more...]

The Great Train Wreck of the Republic

Cops lie.

If you haven’t the moral courage to hear that and consider what should be done about it, then go somewhere else: you’re not going to be happy reading this blog post.  (Be sure to stay away from Injustice Everywhere, too.)

[Read more...]

Don’t Try This At Home

When I was a kid, we had a lot more freedom.  Our nation had this little document — a document which was primarily responsible for the fact that we became a great nation — called the Constitution of the United States.  In it were encoded and enshrined the guiding principles of our nation.

As kids, we used our freedom to explore, to poke and prod, to dissect.  As we got a little bit older — but we were still kids — we used our freedom to make out, some going so far as to make love and even to (after a fashion) make war.  We sometimes got into fights with other kids.  We sometimes — either deliberately or accidentally — blew things up.  I remember I once accidentally set fire to a battleship by firing missiles shooting matches at it.

Apparently model glue and plastic are quite flammable.

I managed to get the fire out before it spread.  But I could not get the lump that had been the battleship to come unstuck from the floor — it melded with the linoleum — and I could not hide the smell.

Boy, did I get a whipping!

[Read more...]

Punishing Indocumentados

Anyone who looks will notice that my “blog roll,” containing links to the blogs of other attorneys (and some non-attorneys) shows a dearth of prosecutor blogs.  It’s not exactly that I’m not a fan of prosecutors, although I won’t deny there’s some prejudice involved.  My own experiences with — and stories I hear from local attorneys concerning — prosecutors causes a knee jerk reaction in me that automatically makes me suspect them.

But I’m not a fan of knee jerk reactions: I work through it.  There are prosecutors  — admittedly few in number — with whom I’ve had direct contact whom I’ve found to be quite honorable and whom I’d love to count among my short list of close friends, if the opportunity to do so ever arose.

One I have never had direct contact with is prosecutor Mark Pryor of D.A. Confidential. Yet, like criminal defense attorney Jamison Koehler, I am (mostly!) reassured by what I read on Mark’s blog.

[Read more...]